In which we discuss the long overdue demise of my relationship with twitter, as well as the time I took a pal to Paris to stop her marrying the wrong guy
In which we discuss the impact of the current highly ennervating political climate on our collective need to not only clutch our pearls, but also pair them with with a parade of luxey soul-soothing textures
Or rather - is constantly wearing boring black outfits a quick route to sartorially-centred sadness?
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO BE HONEST ON INSTAGRAM? I can't handle all the 100% authentic realness any more
DIOR'S FEMINIST T-SHIRT IS A LOAD OF WANK. Seriously. It sucks and I will tell you why in great detail
This is going to be a bit of a gushy post, but Christmas is a gushy time of year. It's the most gushingest tiiiiiiime of the yeeeeeear, as it were. So brace yourselves.